The Beaver Wrote A Book!

by erik@localeben.com
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By: The Beaver

Matt from Beaver Dam writes:  Dear Stump, When I was a young whippersnapper growing up in the “Home of 14,000 Busy Beavers,” the noon whistle would blow signaling that it was time to go home and eat lunch.  Now, the noon whistle blows at 12:30 on Saturdays.  Does this mean that we can’t start eating until 12:30?

Answer:  No worries; it’s still okay to begin eating at noon.  Rather than the “Noon Whistle,” my children call it the “Dessert Whistle,” since it now signals when dessert should be served.

 

Bill from Beaver Dam writes:  Dear Stump, Have you ever considered writing a book? 

Answer:  Indeed.  A book titled FRED THE BEAVERCORN is at the publishers!  Lovingly illustrated by Karyssa Dittmann, Fred looks even more handsome than he is in real life.  There will be both digital and paper copies.  Personally, I prefer paper since I can eat each page as I read along.  That way, I don’t need a bookmark.  See below for a sneak preview.

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