Here’s the Beav, observing All Saints’ Day on November 1st.
When the Beav is finally canonized, we expect he will become the Patron Saint of Edible Wooden Objects, which include trees, branches, furniture (just ask my brother’s dog) and extra-lean refried venison ligaments, as prepared by my vegetarian wife. (and yes, I’ve already set up a payment plan at Recheks TV dinner counter as punishment for this particularly ill-conceived comment . . .)